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My name's Kenzie. I like lip balm, movies, dancing, Coke, the ocean, and Spider-Man. I don't like cauliflower.

Neighbor: So, Pizza?
Me: Oh, yeah, its a.... an inside joke?
Neighbor: Oh, so you made the shirt yourself?
Me: Oh, no, not at all
Neighbor: oh, ok...
Me: No like, do you know that movie that came out in theaters? Um, its called (Don't say the abbreviation, don't do it).... The...Fault In Our Stars?
Neighbor: Yeah
Me: Yeah, the author of the book, this is his face (points at shirt)
Neighbor: ....ok



no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed



Celebrities warn against the dangers of binge-watching TV

EW rounded up stars from some binge-watching favorites—from Orange is the New Black to Parks and Recreation—to remind you that binging can have harmful effects on everything from your self-esteem to your social life.

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haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 


Jake’s mom is a total badass

boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me



dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

I think about this every day


If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine


it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes after 20 years. its weird