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My name's Kenzie. I like lip balm, movies, dancing, Coke, the ocean, and Spider-Man. I don't like cauliflower.

Neighbor: So, Pizza?
Me: Oh, yeah, its a.... an inside joke?
Neighbor: Oh, so you made the shirt yourself?
Me: Oh, no, not at all
Neighbor: oh, ok...
Me: No like, do you know that movie that came out in theaters? Um, its called (Don't say the abbreviation, don't do it).... The...Fault In Our Stars?
Neighbor: Yeah
Me: Yeah, the author of the book, this is his face (points at shirt)
Neighbor: ....ok

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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entertainmentweekly:

Celebrities warn against the dangers of binge-watching TV

EW rounded up stars from some binge-watching favorites—from Orange is the New Black to Parks and Recreation—to remind you that binging can have harmful effects on everything from your self-esteem to your social life.

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dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

feelingswithbrandy:

assiest:

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

I think about this every day

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

kaijuscience:

it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes after 20 years. its weird