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My name's Kenzie. I like lip balm, movies, dancing, Coke, the ocean, and Spider-Man. I don't like cauliflower.

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

drivearoundtunes:

jane doe // never shout never

well, baby, i am overly attracted and terribly convinced
that you could be my lover
but i think i lost my chance

6 hours ago1,015 plays

destiel-flavored-pie:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

destiellica:

carry-on-my-otp:

dirkology:

dirkology:

dirkology:

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

found my mom burning on the celing, so he vouched to find the thing that killed her, and so me and my brother grew up on the road and was taught how to kill monsters

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

HE SAID

take your brother outside as fast as you can 

thesystemhasfailedyou:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

This just put a huge dent on my life plan.

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

yup-that-exists:

R2D2 Measuring Cups

These are the measuring cups you’re looking for… Cooking just got a little more geekier with this brand new Star Wars product from ThinkGeek. This set folds up into a real looking R2D2 droid from the movies for easy access and storage in your kitchen.

BUY IT HERE

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

hi:

to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

ronaldtherapist:

this is getting out of hand